NO FREE WILL DETECTED

999 CATS
WITH ZERO
SELFAWARENESS

NPCats is a collection of 999 cats living on Ethereum, each one fully convinced it's the main character. They're not. You might be though. Whitelist spots are open — act like it matters.

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// about us

We Are Not Lore.
We Are Vibes.

NPCats is a collection of 999 gloriously cooked cats on Ethereum. Permanently faded, terminally online, and somehow surviving off a single brain cell shared between all of them. Common sense never made the mint, but the vibes did.

Every NPCat is crafted from a library of hand-drawn traits filled with cursed expressions, questionable drip, goofy accessories, and beautifully unhinged combinations. A few traits were so ridiculous we almost cut them. Those ended up being the best ones.

No grand promises. No overengineered roadmap. No buzzwords pretending to reinvent Web3. Just 999 beautifully cooked cats made for people who spend far too much time online and know that the internet's best ideas are usually the dumbest.

Own a cat. Lose a brain cell. Join the collective.

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4 Sneak Peeks

A few cats leaked early from the vault. Nobody knows how. We're not investigating too hard.

CLASSIFIED NPCat sneak peek 1
NPCat #004101/04
CLASSIFIED NPCat sneak peek 2
NPCat #010202/04
CLASSIFIED NPCat sneak peek 3
NPCat #077703/04
CLASSIFIED NPCat sneak peek 4
NPCat #099904/04
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This is us, being normal, on 🐦 @YOUR_TWITTER_HANDLE — replace this link and the placeholder posts below with real ones whenever you're ready.

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Follow 🐦 @YOUR_TWITTER_HANDLE on Twitter.
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